My pain truly should benefit someone, so here you go.
When your dryer stops heating when you turn it on . . . and your husband:
tears it apart
buys a piece to fix it
breaks in when installing it
buys another one, puts it in and it doesn't solve the problem
hangs all of your laundry out on the deck for week after week (forgetting the king size sheets and it rained)
FINALLY calls a repairman and it turns out that it wasn't heating because someone turned the dial over to "fluff, no heat"
and you have to pay $80 for the repairman to point it out and leave chuckling
don't get divorced
don't get mad
don't roll your eyes
just love him . . .. because you know that one day you will do something equally stupid and you will need to bring this one up to blackmail him with.
Today's marriage advice brought to you for free by the woman in Portland who is $80 poorer but who truly loves her husband.
And is writing down every detail.